So two things worry me about this literary masterpiece.
What is wrong with our sex education curriculum where we think women inflate immediately on impregnation?
I worry, with this person’s use of “bountiful nightly deposits”, that they might work in the same industry as me and I’m a little nauseated now.
Image text: “Hey, baby. It’s happening. I’m ovulating right now. I felt the tingling of my egg coming out.” But the most obvious change to Felicia’s body from the woman who had let me join her in the shower was a full inch of waistline added from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits. Imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to life within her flooded womb, I felt myself stiffen once more.
Image text: “Hey, baby. It’s happening. I’m ovulating right now. I felt the tingling of my egg coming out.” But the most obvious change to Felicia’s body from the woman who had let me join her in the shower was a full inch of waistline added from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits. Imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to life within her flooded womb, I felt myself stiffen once more.